5 short jokes that will burst your brain. Check it out

1) Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister?
Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself!

2) Q: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
A: Feyoncé!!

3) I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.

4) I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

5) Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches you vagina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.